[Chorus]
If you were a star
Baby, I'd still be in school
Studying books
Learning to fly a spaceship so I could be closer to you

[Verse One]
If you were a rose
Baby, I’d travel the globe
Do all I could to take the flower trade down
Use their pesticides to kill the CEOs
If anybody came and tried to stop me
I'd use my ninja skills to make their limbs all floppy
Then punch them out and steal their stupid outfit
It looks better on me anyway, no doubt about it
If you were a rose

[Banjo Interlude]

[Verse Two]
If you were the wind
I'd go sailing everyday
And hope you’d put your ex
In a hurricane

[Chorus]
If you were a star
Baby, I'd still be in school
Studying books
Learning to fly a spaceship so i could be closer to you
Baby, if you were a star