[Verse 1: Rob Scallon]
I've got these two friends that I know
I met them at the last- show
And I’d like to see them, but I can't be seen with them and my friends
If they go, then I can't go

[Verse 2: Rob Scallon]
I’ve got these two friends that I know
They don't really smell that great- woah, that's bad
I would love to see them, but I can't be seen with them and my friends
If they go, then I can't go

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[Verse 3: Rob Scallon]
I've got these two friends that I know
And I wish I could talk to them, I wish I could talk to them
I have two smelly friends that I know
And I wish I could talk to them, yeah, I wish I could talk to them
But they smell so bad, I can't be seen with them