[Chorus 1: The Andrewoids]
We are the Andrewoids
Dr. Monster’s new best friends
We’re perfectly polite
Part machine, part Canadian!

We are the Andrewoids
We’re the droids you’re looking for
Our data indicates
That androids give you more

[Verse 1: The Andrewoids]
Andrew 1 and Andrew 2
Together there’s nothing that we can’t do
So why settle for blood and guts
When you can have your very own robo-butlers?

We’re throwing out all the bad Apples
Nothing Beats an Android in battle
Sorry Douglas, I hate to say
You’re obsolete, time for an upgrade!

[Chorus 2: The Andrewoids]
We are the Andrewoids
And we’re the perfect double act
We’re taking over now
So sit back and relax!
We are the Andrewoids
And Douglas can’t compete
Programmed to be the best
We replican't be beat!

[Verse 2: Douglas]
So you think you’re the perfect henchmen?
I’ll take your plans and throw a monkey wrench in
I seem meek and mild, really, I get it
But I’ma go freakin’ wild and send you back to Skynet!

No heart, just a couple of Tin Men
You lack souls, just like all twins and
I’m not scared of you robo-Canucks
Step to me and you’ll get fundamentally outclassed

Dr. M, this drives me mad
I’ve worked so hard to make you GLaD
Oh, something’s wrong with these droids, it’s true
If only I had some type of proof

[Chorus 3: The Andrewoids]
We are the Andrewoids
Close your eyes and go to sleep
Your vision’s fading now
As you count electric sheep
We are the Andrewoids
We destroyed our human side
You’re better, faster, stronger now
It’s time to say goodbye!

[Verse 3: Douglas]
No! Boss, I’m here to free you
Gonna fry these A.I.’s CPUs
Can a set of all sets contain itself in it?
Can you calculate Pi to the very last digit?

What’s wrong? You look confused
Pretty soon you’re about to blow a fuse
Your bot-brains can’t stop buffering
Time to end your suffering