Welcome aboard the hms majesty ship
Where the drinks are free
And the sails are made of cotton candy
We're going to be taking you to some of the most exotic known places in the world
So relax, enjoy, and don't forget to buy a raffle ticket in the parlor

Come away with me on an island cruise
Have a glass of wine and take in the view

Overwhelmed at the helm, now
Take you to another realm that you've never seen before
At the bow i'll take a bow
And turn that eeyore frown upside down, be sure
Persuade a mermaid to leave her day at the parade
And take a quick detour

Now, normally, she sells seashells by the sea shore
But today we're on the lookout for sharks

Seamen see many, but do you see any?
I heard around these parts there must be plenty
Take my hand, and a sword
If we don't get one, we're not welcome back on board

At the bottom of the sea
Float with me