[Refrain]
When I step up to the mic, I show no- MERCY!
When I sleep with your wife, I show no- MERCY!
When I'm better than your life, I show no- MERCY!
When I fall off the bike, I show no- MERCY!

[Pre-Chorus]
All... (Ah, ah)
...I need (Ah, ah)
Is a dope rhyme!
(To rock this here beat so I defeat!)
All... (Ah, ah)
...I need (Ah, ah)
Is a def-beat!
(To bust these dope rhymes every Goddamn time!)

[Chorus]
Defecating... masturbating
Microphone Commander never fuckin' hesitating
Def with a record
Here's the invitation
Accept no substitute and no imitations!
Wе're the fuckers, wе're the faggots!
And I know they don't give a fuck 'bout me!

[Post-Chorus]
Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh
Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh-
[Refrain]
When I step up to the mic, I show no- MERCY!
When I sleep with your wife, I show no- MERCY!
When I'm better than your life, I show no- MERCY!
When I fall off the bike, I show no- MERCY!

[Bridge]
Just like a baby Jesus
You can never ever, ever win a battle with me!
In little-bitty pieces
That is what you get!
When you step to me!
Oh!

[Pre-Chorus]
All... (Ah, ah)
...I need (Ah, ah)
Is a dope rhyme!
(To rock this here beat so I defeat!)
All... (Ah, ah)
...I need (Ah, ah)
Is a def-beat!
(To bust these dope rhymes every Goddamn time!)

[Chorus]
Defecating... masturbating
Microphone Commander never fuckin' hesitating
Def with a record
Here's the invitation
Accept no substitute and no imitations!
We're the fuckers, we're the faggots!
And I know they don't give a fuck 'bout me!
[Post-Chorus]
Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh
Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh-

[Chorus]
Defecating... masturbating
Microphone Commander never fuckin' hesitating
Def with a record
Here's the invitation
Accept no substitute and no imitations!
We're the fuckers, we're the faggots!
And I know they don't give a fuck 'bout me!

[Post-Chorus]
Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh
We-ouh, Wee-ouh, We-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh, We-ou-ouh
We-ouh, We-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh, Wee-ouh

[Refrain]
When I step up to the mic, I show no- MERCY!
When I sleep with your wife, I show no- MERCY!
When I'm better than your life, I show no- MERCY!
When I fall off the bike, I show no- MERCY!