[Verse 1]
Well I had an old hen and she had a wooden leg
And every darn day she'd lay another egg
Barked like a fox and howled like a dog
When I put that egg in my old eggnog

[Chorus]
So grab your honey and give her a hug
And send her to the cellar for to get another jug
Your mouth fly open every time you bend your arm
Another shot of toddy wouldn't do you no harm

[Verse 2]
Well I had an old mule and he had a glass eye
And he fell in love with a blue tailed fly
Thе fickle fly flew left thе poor mule there
And he took up with the old grey mare

[Chorus]
So grab your honey and give her a hug
And send her to the cellar for to get another jug
Your mouth fly open every time you bend your arm
Another shot of toddy wouldn't do you no harm

[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 3]
I don't lie and I don't steal
I sure do love to do the toddy reel
The longer I dance the better I feel
Every time I try to do the toddy reel

[Chorus]
So grab your honey and give her a hug
And send her to the cellar for to get another jug
Your mouth fly open every time you bend your arm
Another shot of toddy wouldn't do you no harm
So grab your honey and give her a hug
And send her to the cellar for to get another jug
Your mouth fly open every time you bend your arm
Another shot of toddy wouldn't do you no harm