[Verse 1]
You've got a proper job, you don't get out a lot
You're workin' for the weekend, I don't hear that a lot
This city's full of sloths, I do my best to dodge
This city's full of leeches, this city's full of frauds
This city's full of leeches, but I can tell you're not from here just based on how you're speakin'
You got a different type of thing, I'm not too used to seein'
You say you can't afford to take a break until the weekend
So

[Chorus]
If you only have your fun on the weekends
Let's pretend that it's a Saturday night
You can tell me 'bout your favorite seasons
And I'll tell you all the movies I like
If it's only for an hour this evening
Lеt's forget you gotta be up at nine
Oh, if you only havе your fun on the weekends
Let's pretend it's, let's pretend it's a Saturday night

[Verse 2]
My nails are gettin' done, come put some polish on
I'll let you pick the colour, turquoise is all I got
I'll take you to my gym, I'll teach you how to climb
I know you've got a yoga class but I don't know what time
They can't give you anything 'cause there's nothing that you need
From these boys who want you poppin' out for seven days a week
You got your priorities straight (Straight), you don't see no one on weekdays
[Chorus]
If you only have your fun on the weekends
Let's pretend that it's a Saturday night
You can tell me 'bout your favorite seasons
And I'll tell you all the movies I like
If it's only for an hour this evening
Let's forget you gotta be up at nine
Oh, if you only have your fun on the weekends
Let's pretend it's, let's pretend it's a Saturday night, yeah

[Outro]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's pretend it's a Saturday night
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's pretend it's a Saturday tonight