Ron Wasserman
Mummies Have Mommies Too
[Verse 1]
When a monster's walking toward you
With his big arms open wide
You really shouldn't be afraid
No, you don't need to hide
He probably only wants a hug
A little love from you
So before you scream, remember
That mummies have mommies, too
[Chorus]
Yes, mummies have mommies
To wrap them when they're cold
Yes, mummies have mommies
They're just really, really old
And vampires have daddies to play with in the park
Who make sure they nеver, ever stеp outside unless it's dark
[Verse 2]
Frankenstein was frankly fine
Just misunderstood
Ghosts are generally gracious
Hospitable and good
Werewolves are just hairy guys
Who really need a shave
Godzilla was a sweet reptile
I know he didn't mean to misbehave
[Chorus]
Yes, mummies have mommies
To wrap them when they're cold
Yes, mummies have mommies
They're just really, really old
And vampires have daddies to play with in the park
Who make sure they never, ever step outside unless it's dark
[Verse 3]
One, two, three, you see
Gremlins are only grumpy when they can't find junk food
Ghoulies only need cartoons to put 'em in a better mood
Big Foot's just a big ol' boy born in Saskatchewan
He's practically a shortie compared to old King Kong
The Thing in the Swamp is swimming beneath the shimmery moon
And playing with his buddy, the Creature from the Dark Lagoon
Loch Ness isn't stuck-up, he's just a little shy
And Cyclops had no say about where Mother Nature put his eye
[Chorus]
Yes, mummies have mommies
To wrap them when they're cold
Yes, mummies have mommies
They're just really, really old
And vampires have daddies to play with in the park
Who make sure they never, ever step outside unless it's dark
[Outro]
Now that you put it that way, they don't seem quite as scary
I guess they just can't help it if they're ten feet tall and hairy
Every living creature has someone to hold them dear
And mummies have mommies, so that's how they get here!
Mummies have mommies
Mummies have mommies
Mummies have mommies
Yeah!