King Missile
Muffy
Muffy, she's an American original
Muffy, is she vegtable or mineral?
Muffy, she lets it all hang out
Muffy, she lets it all hang out

Muffy, funny and freckly
Muffy, she'll sell some memories
Muffy, she knows what its all about
She knows what it's all about
She knows what it's all about

Muffy, funny and freckly
Muffy, she'll sell you some memories
Muffy, she knows what its all about
She knows what it's all about

{Random conversation between John, Alex, Dogbowl and Rebecca about seeing Muffy in a porn mag.}

Muffy, she's an American original
Muffy, is she vegtable or mineral?
Muffy, she lets it all hang out (X3)