Cherry on the top
Like a nuclear warhead
Nuclear bomb
Gonna lift the trigger

I had a
Dog Fly Religion
Neutron
On a chocolate sundae

Look, mom
Fallout is stuck between my teeth
Atomic toothpick
Picks the tie tie

Clean it out
Like a yum, yum, yum
Then blow out my brains
With a shotgun gun

I had a smile
Like old Jim dandy
Radio, radioactive candy
Yum, yum, yum

Cherry on the top
Bop and beep and boop and bop
Bloody tons of snot
And blow out my brains
With a shotgun gun
Fun, fun, fun
In the sun, sun, sun

Potato dogs
Dogs that fly
Real dull spoon will
(Pluck out my eyes)
Pluck out my eyes on Sunday
Blow out my brains on Tuesday

World War Three is a giant ice cream cone
World War Three is a giant ice cream cone
World War Three is a giant ice cream cone
World War Three is a giant ice cream cone
World War Three is a giant ice cream cone
World War Three is a giant ice cream cone
World War Three is a giant ice cream cone
World War Three is a giant ice cream cone

No more nukes, pluck out my eyes
No more nukes, pluck out my eyes

World War Three is a giant ice cream cone
World War Three is a giant ice cream cone
World War Three is a giant ice cream cone
World War Three is a giant ice cream cone
World War Three is a giant ice cream cone
World War Three is a giant ice cream cone