[Intro]
Oh yeah

[Verse]
I smoke a marijuana leaf when I wanna think and drink
40 water like it's coming out the sink, keep pouring
Hit a four-pointer from the corner and keep scoring
Give an encore performance every city we touring
My presence enormous, sun couldn't outshine me for three mornings
I'll let him get the fourth to beat boredom
Chief Morton, head of police forces
And a teepee warrior put together, forever glorious
I be, couldn't copy my I.D. with CD recorders
Camcorders or the powеrs of Mystique and Forge combined
Thе force just too fortified
For immortal gods to cross the borderline
Of course, you tried and died, why am I not surprised
That you not as wise? Not many got the same eyes as I
Guess you heard it all before, blasé blas'
Still you couldn't fuck with me in the same ménage-à-trois
I can't lie, like I take a truth serum right
Before I ever sign my name across the dotted line
Or drink a lot of wine, we could go toe for toe, line for line
And I guarantee you could never take the mind quite as high
It's like, I take flight when I write a rhyme
Ask any female pilot, they could never find a guy as fly
Dude, that's the sad truth, didn't want to, but I had to
Real Bad Man brought out the bearer of the bad news
[Outro]
Sire, I have news
And what sort of news do you have? It's not bad news, is it?
You know I can't take bad news
The day started out so good, had a good night's sleep, had a good BM
I don't want to hear any bad news
Now, what type of news is it?
Well, to be perfectly frank, it's bad
I knew it, I knew it was bad news
Wait a minute, I have an idea
Maybe if you tell me the bad news in a good way, it won't sound so bad
The bad— The bad news in a good way, uh-uh
Yes, yes, I can do that, bad news in a good— good way, yeah
Um, well, here goes
Hahaha, wait—, wait 'til you hear this