[Intro]
Hey! Do you know what you are?
You're an asshole! An asshole!

[Verse 1]
Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see

[Chorus]
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole

[Verse 2]
No no no, yeah yeah yeah
I think you are an asshole!
Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
But you went to The Grape
Just to givе it a try

[Bridge 1]
And Dagmar
(Without a doubt, the ugliest son of a bitch
I've еver seen in my life)
Was his name...
(Ooh, but this cute little dish is truly [?])
The whiskers sticking out from underneath
Of his pancake make-up
Excuse me
Nearly drove you insane
(Nice balls, Felix, ha!)
And so you kissed a little sailor
(I was wondering were [?])
Who had just flew in from Spain
(Anyway, tomorrow night is a salute to leather)
You pulled the chain attached to the
Permanently erected nipples of Jimmy
(Leather, rubber, vinyl [?])
In a bold salute to pain
(You've undoubtedly heard of seven rings of hell?)
You sniffed the reeking bins of Angel
(This boy is wearing 'em)
And acted like it was cocaine
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
(Nice)
In a way you can't explain
And so you worked the wall with Michael
(Tower of power...)
Which gave your back an awful strain
(Now available)
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
(Nice)
But you forgot what I was saying
[Verse 3]
'Cause you're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole

[Verse 4]
Well, now you been to The Chest
Been to The Grape
Now I think you know what you are
You're an asshole
You say you can't live with what you been through
Ladies you can be an asshole too, that's right
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say

[Bridge 2]
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute, everybody!
A tight wet [?] shirt
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
The pleasure chest
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Ya gr-gr-griffs
[Outro]
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(Ay-ya-ya-ya)
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(Ay-ya-ya-ya)
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya)
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer
Aw, I knew you'd be surprised...