[Verse 1]
Dreamed I was an Eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots and around my toes
The frost that bit the ground below
It was a hundred degrees below zero

[Verse 2]
And my mama cried
Nanook, no no
And my mama cried
Nanook, no no
Save your money, don't go to the show

[Verse 3]
Well, I turned around and I said "Ho, ho"
Well, I turned around and I said "Ho, ho"
And the northern lights commenced to glow
Mama looked at me and she said

[Outro]
"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that.."

[Spoken]
Alright, punch for the second set of fast ones