Jarrod Alonge
I’m So Scene 2.0
[Intro: Mike Martenson]
Let's go!

[Verse 1: Mike Martenson]
My style doesn't blend
Haters get mad when I start a trend
Cause I'm still tight without my skinny jeans
Fashion won't define me by any means

[Pre-Chorus: Mike Martenson]
I've got my guitars tuned down to drop C
If you want to be scene, then sing with me

[Chorus: Johnny Franck, Mike Martenson]
If you want to be like me
Just auto-tune everything
Bang your head and you will see
That being scene will set you free
I'm so scene, I'm so scene
I'm so scene, I'm so scene
Just give me more synth and more metalcore riffs
Here comes another breakdown that you just can't miss

[Post-Chorus: Mike Martenson]
Oh!
And we're back to the intro
Let's break it down!
[Verse 2: Mike Martenson]
This is the part where you start climbing heads and we jog in place
You've probably heard this chord before
Deeper and deeper
[unintelligible]
Now let's sing!

[Chorus: Johnny Franck, Mike Martenson]
If you want to be like me
Just auto-tune everything
Bang your head and you will see
That being scene will set you free
I'm so scene, I'm so scene
I'm so scene, I'm so scene
Just give me more synth and more metalcore riffs
Here comes another breakdown that you just can't miss

[Bridge: Johnny Franck, Mike Martenson]
Oh my god, it’s 2015, this joke is so old, rehashed and retold
Crabcore died with me
Kill all your friends! Go!

[Outro: Mike Martenson]
Slow it down, we need some more double bass
Blegh, blegh, blegh, blegh, blegh
Slower, if scene is dead, then consider us zombies, I'm not done