[Verse 1]
Came down from the North
You know the way they do
Got a cheeky smile
Sexy Northerner

[Verse 2]
Hanging round the clubs
Gets in them for free
Don't know how he does it
Sexy Northerner

[Verse 3]
Drinks a lot of beer
At least he doesn't smoke
Hasn't lost his accent
Sexy Northerner

[Chorus]
How does he do it?
How does he do it?
Acts like he's got nothing to prove
Sexy Northerner

[Post-Chorus]
It's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags
[Verse 4]
Don't you dare imply
That it's grim up North
He went last weekend
Sexy Northerner

[Verse 5]
In the latest clothes
Wears a posh cologne
Got a lot of pride
Sexy Northerner

[Verse 6]
Says he wants a job
Something interesting
Like a graphic designer
Sexy Northerner

[Chorus]
How does he do it?
How does he do it?
Acts like he's got nothing to prove
Sexy Northerner

[Chorus]
How does he do it?
How does he do it?
Acts like he's got nothing to prove
Sexy Northerner
[Post-Chorus]
It's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags