[Chorus 1]
New York lonely boy
The city's full of New York lonely boys
No brother or sister, just one little mister
He's just another New York lonely boy

[Chorus 2]
New York lonely boy
His pants are always spiffy, only sibling is the city
His playground is the lobby, has a palate for wasabi
The Strand is his Disneyland
He's just another New York lonely boy

[Chorus 3]
New York lonely boy
The city's full of New York lonely boys
Forget the Power Rangers, he prefers small talk with strangers
He's just another New York lonely boy

[Bridge]
He's a boy who's never been punched or kicked
Just observed and enriched
Felt hat, spotless jeans
He likes savory ice creams
He's a boy who's never seen Chuck E. Cheese
Just a host of documentaries
Expertly mixes plaids
Best friends are mom and dad
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New York lonely boy
He has a favorite font, trick or treats at a restaurant
Can't wait 'til tomorrow to wake up to Michael Barbaro
He loves couples in their 40s, dazzles dinner parties with his stories
A sophisticated toddler, naming pigeons isn't odd for
Another New York, a sweet and gentle New York
Another New York lonely boy