Girls, where's all the girls?
Where's all the good ones gone?
The stable ones
The single ones
The ones with nothing wrong
Girls, where's all the girls
Where are they d'you reckon?
I know a few
I'll introduce you
Now just give me a second

Say hello to my mate Mike
He's quite the sensitive type
Just split up with his girlfriend
And now he's on the scene again
Mike says there's no one out there
No good ones he don't care
Been looking in the wrong place
Well mike I'm one the case

Yeah! It's Hadouken!
Back in your ear drum
Don't get it twisted
Let's do this...

Girls, where's all the girls?
Where's all the good ones gone?
The stable ones
The single ones
The ones with nothing wrong
Girls, where's all the girls
Where are they d'you reckon?
I know a few
I'll introduce you
Now just give me a second

There's plenty of girls out there
You'll find someone thats perfect somewhere
There's plenty of fish in the sea
I'll help you catch a nice girl thats free
See Amy just got engaged again
And Sarah's into S and M
Megan likes the older men
And Kelly does to much ketamine
Brooke she comes with much baggage
Lilly will want a shotgun marriage
Helen ain't got great mental health
Apparently she likes too cut herself

Girls, where's all the girls
Where's all the girls
Where's all the good ones gone?
Girls, where's all the girls
Where's all the girls
Where's the ones with nothing wrong?

There's plenty of girls out there
You'll find someone thats perfect somewhere
There's plenty of fish in the sea
I'll help you catch a nice girl that's free

Suzy can't keep her mouth shut
And Beth ain't over the last break up
Holly cries when she gets pissed
Still, I'll put her on the maybe list
Everyone knows Nicole's a nut case
And Tanya's got expensive tastes
Laura well she likes the lads
Got three kids with three different dads
Girls, where's all the girls?
Where's all the good ones gone?
The stable ones
The single ones
The ones with nothing wrong
Girls, where's all the girls
Where are they d'you reckon?
I know a few
I'll introduce you
Now just give me a second

(Girls, where's all the girls?)
(Girls, where's all the girls?)

There's plenty of girls out there
You'll find someone thats perfect somewhere
There's plenty of fish in the sea
I'll help you catch a nice girl that's free

There's plenty of girls out there
You'll find someone thats perfect somewhere
There's plenty of fish in the sea
I'll help you catch a nice girl that's free

Girls, where's all the girls?
Where's all the good ones gone?
The stable ones
The single ones
The ones with nothing wrong
Girls, where's all the girls
Where are they d'you reckon?
I know a few
I'll introduce you
Now just give me a second

Girls, where's all the girls?
Where's all the good ones gone?
The stable ones
The single ones
The ones with nothing wrong
Girls, where's all the girls
Where are they d'you reckon?
I know a few
I'll introduce you
Now just give me a second