[EMMA]
Capped teeth and Caesar salad
Good old Beverly Hills
With every deal that's done
An award is won
You can rent a car
Or rent a star

Suntans and Sunday brunches
Sprinklers sprinkle away
It's like a fairy tale
'Long as you don't inhale (*cough*)
I'll call you back and
Have a nice day

Capped teeth and Caesar salad
Spotless Beverly Hills
If someone takes a walk
All the neighbors talk
Every man and beast
Came from out east

Egos and valet parking
Cameras rolling away
Survival's very hard
Without your Diners Card
I'll call you back and
Have a nice day
[RECEPTIONIST, spoken]
Hello, Mr. Bloom's office. 

[EMMA, spoken]
Hello, could I speak to Sheldon, please?

[RECEPTIONIST, spoken]
No, I'm afraid Mr. Bloom is at a screening. If you you'd like to leave word we'll get right back to you. Thank you for calling. Have a nice day. 

[EMMA]
Capped teeth and Caesar salad
Prime time Beverly Hills
The cost of land's so high
You can't afford to die
When you feel bad there
You dial-a-prayer

Earthquakes and English muffins
Ulcers poppin' away
Careers are being hyped
Before the scripts are typed
I'll call you back and
Have a nice day
I'll call you back and
Have a nice day