Bertie:
It is patently clear
Any awkwardness here
Can be cleared up in less than a trice
Our identity switch
Who is who? Which is which?
We're in need of some solid advice
There's a painfully simple solution
It's as plain as the nose on your face

Bingo:
By Gad!

Gussie:
By Gosh!

Bingo:
By Heck!

Gussie:
By Gum!

Bingo:
By Rabbit's Foot!

Gussie:
By Kingdom Come!
Bertie:
By all my sainted aunt believes!

Bingo:
By George!

Gussie:
By Jove

All: By Jeeves!

When we're faced with the grind
Of exerting the mind
We're filled with a deep sense of dread

Bertie:
"How on Earth", I hear cries
"Does one give exercise
To a thing that's embedded in your head?"

Bingo:
What we need is a free-range consultant

Gussie:
Where on Earth do you find one of those?
Bertie:
By Hook!By Crook!

Bingo:
By Way! By Pass!

Gussie:
By Sea! By Air!

Bertie:
By Road!

Bingo:
By Grass!

Gussie:
By Seven Dwarfs!

Bertie:
By Forty Thieves!

All:
By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!

Bertie:
By Shuttlecock!
Gussie:
By Croquet Hoop!

Bingo:
By Panama!

Bertie:
By Windsor Soup!

Gussie:
By all those cards tucked up his sleeve!

All:
By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!

Our collective I.Q
Of around Forty-Two
Cannot cope, to be terribly frank
All true leaders of men
Delegate now and then
Try to keep their minds totally blank
To appreciate loftier matters

Bingo:
Things that go over my head

Bertie:
By Derby Day!

Gussie:
By Nursery Tea!

Bingo:
By Moose!

Bertie:
By Spoons!

Gussie:
By Half-Past Three!

Bingo:
By every tender breast that heaves!

All: By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!

Bertie:
By Marmalade!

Gussie:
By Bowler Hat!

Bingo:
By Toothpaste tube!

Bertie:
By Burmese Cat!

Gussie:
By Baby Newts!

Bingo: By Autumn Leaves!

All: By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!

Behold how Jeeves, with sleight of hand
Conceives a scheme so carefully planned!
Even we can understand
If he takes it terribly slow-ly

Bertie:
By Basingstoke!

Bingo:
By Cardboard Box!

Gussie:
By Budge's Knees!

Bertie:
By Bassett's Socks!

Bingo:
By each that conjuror deceives!

All: By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!

Bertie:
By Jumping Jack!

Gussie:
By Easy Chair!

Bingo:
By Bain Marie!

Bertie:
By Camembert!

Gussie:
By every fruit bat in the eaves!

All: By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!

Bingo:
By Walking-Boot!

Gussie:
By Thermal Drawers!

Bertie:
By Canapes!

Bingo:
By Santa Claus!

Gussie:
By all his mighty brain achieves!

Bertie:
By every spell the master weaves!

All:
By Heck!
By George!
By Jove!
By Jeeves!
By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves!
BY JEEVES!--