[Intro: Sawborg Destructo & (Blothar)]
Ahahahahaha!
(What the fuck? Oh great, it's this asshole)
That's right, it's me - Sawborg Destructo
And I've come far across the universe
To retrieve the elite Scumdogs you know as GWAR
Here to throw away their decadent rock 'n' roll lifestyles
And come with me and The Master to fight his enemies
Because I am Sawborg Destructo
And I can out-fight, out-fuck any of you lame ass motherfucking rockstars
And tonight on this stage you shall bear witness
GWAR will serve The Master
Or GWAR will diе!
Ahahahahaha!

[Verse 1: Sawborg Destructo]
I've got gas and oil flowing through my veins
I got wire and plastic in my brain
I'm Sawborg Dеstructo
Sawborg Destructo!
Got steel in my skull, hard as a rock
Rubber and iron in my cock!

[Pre-Chorus: Sawborg Destructo]
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
[Interlude: Sawborg Destructo & Bozo Destructo]
Who's this clown?
I don't know who the fuck you think you are but there's only one Destructo!
Bozo Destructo!

[Verse 2: Bozo Destructo]
Look at me, I know what you're thinking
My hammer's hung like Abraham Lincoln
I'm Bozo Destructo
Bozo Destructo!
Got a fucked up face from nuclear heat
Better off ugly than to be dead meat

[Pre-Chorus: Bozo Destructo]
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!

[Interlude: (Pustulus Maximus), (Blothar) & Techno Destructo]
(Man, all these other Destructos are just fuckin' imitatos, man)
(What happened to the original Techno Destructo?)
(Uh, you know, he's an old man now, he won't be out here tonight)
I don't know who the fuck you think you are, sonny
But I'm the real Techno Destructo!
[Verse 3: Techno Destructo]
I came to this planet to get my men
To conquer the world with them
I'm Techno Destructo
Techno Destructo!
I said "Come with me and fly into the sun"
But they said "Fuck no, we're having too much fun"

[Pre-Chorus: Techno Destructo]
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!
GWAR must die!

[Chorus: Techno Destructo]
We were all put on this Earth to suffer
We each have our own private pain
We must pass this pain onto our brother
A never-ending cycle starts again

You can't kill me
You won't break me
You can't kill me
You won't break me
Chain me, beat me
Cut me, kick me
Whip me, strip me
Burn me, eat me
You'll just make me
Stronger!