Andrew Lloyd Webber
Hunks’ Song
[HUNKS]
Sebastian's met a girl, I wonder who she is
She must be a cow, especially if she's his
Sebastian's met a girl, I wonder who she is
She must be a cow—

[BUTLER, spoken]
Her Majesty the Queen

[QUEEN, spoken]
Oh, I can't breathe, for all the testosterone in here

[HUNK, spoken]
Would you like me to open a window, ma'am?

[QUEEN, spoken]
No, I love it

[HUNKS, spoken]
Wahey!

[QUEEN, spoken]
Sebastian, listen, we need to marry you off
The kingdom needs a King and a King needs a wife
It's your royal duty
[SEBASTIAN, spoken]
A wife? Mother