MR SANDERS:
Here at Horace Green
Our purpose is to glean good test results
From pre-adults

MS SHEINKOPF:
Making sure each child is
Drilled, and ranked, and filed by score

MS GORDON:
Hence one would expect
Our garishly bedecked new substitute
To follow suit

GABE BROWN:
Schneebly though comes in and
Discipline goes out the door

MR JANES:
Here at Horace Green
There's stolen glances

MR NOBLE:
Playful whispers

MS BINGHAM:
Giggling in the gym
MR WOODARD:
What it all can mean
Is quite confounding

ALL TEACHERS:
Still, one thing's clear

MR JANES:
It comes from him

MR SANDERS:
Have you seen that psychedelic van that he's got?

MS MACAPUGAY:
Left in the lot

MR SANDERS:
Parked in my spot

MS SHEINKOPF:
With that naked lady painted right on the rear?

MS BINGHAM:
What about those sloppy looking outfits he's had?

MR WAGNER:
Stripes mixed with plaid
ALL TEACHERS:
All smelling bad!

MS GORDON:
Rather like patchouli

GABE BROWN:
Dirty sweat socks

MS SHEINKOPF:
And beer!

MR WAGNER:
Don't forget his cocky, overconfident air!

MS GORDON:
Grease in his hair!

MS BINGHAM:
Stains everywhere!

MR NOBLE:
And that awful lingo far too crude to discuss!

MS SHEINKOPF:
Plus the endless music coming right through his door
Hard to ignore
ALL TEACHERS:
And furthermore

GABE BROWN:
Worst of all the children all like him more than us!

ALL TEACHERS:
Here at Horace Green

MR SANDERS:
We groom achievers

MS GORDON:
Keep them focused

MS MACAPUGAY:
Minimize their quirks

ALL TEACHERS:
Schneebly hits the scene

MR SANDERS:
They smile!

MS GORDON:
Laugh!

MR NOBLE:
Beam!

ALL TEACHERS
Who knows what he does

GABE BROWN:
But God, it works

ALL TEACHERS (overlapping):
Here at Horace Green, here at Horace Green, here at Horace Green!

Here at Horace Green, we have a system
Which we keep to, as we're told we should

Think what it would mean to do things his way
Maybe we too would do some good

Maybe we too would do some good