I got a girl named Bony Moronie
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Oughta see her rock 'n' roll with her blue jeans on
She's not very fat, she's just skin and bones

Well now, I love her and she loves me
Oh, how happy now we gotta be
Makin' love underneath the apple tree

Well, I told her momma and her poppa too
Just exactly what I'm gonna do
We're gonna get married on a night in June
And rock 'n' roll by the light of the silvery moon

Well now, I love her and she loves me
Oh, how happy now we gotta be
Makin' love underneath the apple tree

Well, now she's my one and only, she's my hearts desire
She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire
Everybody's watchin' when my baby walks by
She's some good lookin', really catches the eye

Well now, I love her and she loves me
Oh, how happy now we gotta be
Makin' love underneath the apple tree
Makin' love, makin' love, makin' love
Harder, harder, harder, harder