[Intro: Everlast]
Yeah, the House of Pain...

[Verse 1: Everlast]
I'm sick, demented I came and represented
I rose from the grave, I had a close shave
The cops tried to lock me down
'Cause the Glock they found was stolen
That's how I'm rollin'
Calvin Klein's no friend of mine
So I don't like Marky or the monarchy
Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave ya sulkin' like Macaulay Culk' in 'Home Alone'
So get a grip like Steven Tyler
I used to trip with the Divine Styler
Back in the days there were Irish ways
And Irish laws, stand up for The Cause

[Chorus: Everlast]
When it's time to rock a funky joint (I'm on point!)
When it's time to rock a funky jam (I'm the man!)
When it's time to rock a funky joint (I'm on point!)
When it's time to rock a funky jam (I'm the man!)
When it's time to rock a funky joint (I'm on point!)
When it's time to rock a funky jam (I'm the man!)
When it's time to rock a funky joint (I'm on point!)
When it's time to rock a funky jam (I'm the man!)
[Verse 2: Danny Boy]
Well, it's the D to the A, double N, Y-B-O
Y? 'Cause I rock shit like Ronnie Dio
It's a black day of rest, quick, run, get your vest
I'm down with the Hill 'cause I still got the skill
To turn the party out, it's all about the skyscraper
Your girl caught the vapors, so I might videotape her
I make a lot of paper, so I don't have to scrape the
Bottom of the barrel, I rock fly apparel
Now I could pull your card, starting up the Harley David
Son, I got the gun, so the drama, you can save it!

[Verse 3: DJ Lethal & Everlast]
Well, it's the mad bum Russian
Funky with percussion
From L.A. to Flushing
I get your girlie blushin'
I'll cut ya like the butcher (But it ain't Joe the Biter!)
The old rock a loop because I'm Super like Schneider

[Chorus: Everlast]
When it's time to rock a funky joint (I'm on point!)
When it's time to rock a funky jam (I'm the man!)
When it's time to rock a funky joint (I'm on point!)
When it's time to rock a funky jam (I'm the man!)
When it's time to rock a funky joint (I'm on point!)
When it's time to rock a funky jam (I'm the man!)
When it's time to rock a funky joint (I'm on point!)
When it's time to rock a funky jam (I'm the man!)
[Verse 4: Everlast]
I'm ill, retarded, so don't get me started
I might lose my cool, you'll lose if we duel
'Cause I can stomp a hole in the soul of a punk
With the rhymes in my head and the beats in my trunk
I got skill, kid, and I'm gonna milk it
For all it's worth, I'm gettin' mines on Earth
So step to the next head, or like Sadat X said
'He's gone and that's how it's supposed to be'
Don't stand so close to me 'cause

[Chorus: Everlast]
When it's time to rock a funky joint (I'm on point!)
When it's time to rock a funky jam (I'm the man!)
When it's time to rock a funky joint (I'm on point!)
When it's time to rock a funky jam (I'm the man!)
When it's time to rock a funky joint (I'm on point!)
When it's time to rock a funky jam (I'm the man!)
When it's time to rock a funky joint (I'm on point!)
When it's time to rock a funky jam (I'm the man!)