[Intro: SkullKruncher, PatFan]
Cringe Records, 2018
Bleach Nation!
Where my tide pods at?
Oh. There you are Let's go!!!

[Refrain 1: SkullKruncher, Both]
I got hours! On any kind of game
Grindin' away, I don't have the time to waste it
On showers! I sit inside all day
I prefer online, but I do not mind campaigns
Unlock powers! I got the highest rank
I like spankin' fools who don't recognize my name
They're all cowards! Now run and hide in shame
Signed on and I'm dominating my domain
I got hours!

[Verse 1: SkullKruncher, Patfan]
To turn thirty but I'm young in my thumbs
Pistol Pat by my side, we moved in with his mum!
Got the house to ourselves, shelves stocked with hot pockets
I'm locked into my Xbox and failure's not an option
Call my dick "Microsoft" - It's got money!
Terrible customer service - but the bitches just keep on coming!
I watch hot twitch chicks, I love when they stream
But I don't donate to them, I let them donate to me!
[Chorus: Andrea Storm Kaden]
It's so hot the way you play those games
And I find it so sexy when you wear sweatpants every day
Gucci clothes and flashy cars won't get you anywhere
Just keep grinding the hours, till there's no more left to share

[Refrain 2: SkullKruncher, Both]
I got hours! But who's counting achievements?
I need that 100 percent completion
I got power! In all the clans that I'm leading
I got my enemies hairlines receding
They're all sour! Like my breath after feeding
On these cheeseballs, never brush my teeth in the evening
Fuck showers! Only thing that I'm cleaning is your clock, Your controllers will be broken and bleeding
But not ours!

[Verse 2: SkullKruncher, PatFan, Both]
'Cause we are good at the games
If that wasn't clear, we are good at the games
I'll say it again, we are good at the games
But fuck my mom's caretaker, he sucks at the games!
I mean, his name's Dave, what a flippin' dumb name
Thanks for takin care of my mom, but dude you're so lame!
Can you ride your bike with no hands? I can!
I made a plan to abandon my family - I couldn't stand 'em!
I took the car, and left 'em with nothin'
He wasn't bluffin', he dumped off his kids and took all their mini muffins
Little brats were crying, and I was laughing!
Hop in the cruiser, dude, now our dreams can happen!
Video games anytime of day
We grind away as my mother's mind decays
But I'm okay (He's okay!)
We got a lot more than cash sitting in our bank
We got hours
[Chorus: Andrea Storm Kaden]
It's so hot the way you play those games
And I find it so sexy when you wear sweatpants every day
Gucci clothes and flashy cars won't get you anywhere
Just keep grinding the hours, till there's no more left to share

[Outro: Both]
I Got Hours!