They say I'm a myth, a legend of sorts
But they don't know shit, I'm a devilish force
You'd better equip yourself with a sword
Keep your fireplace lit, and lock all your doors

If you don't think I exist, let's keep it that way
Cuz it'll be hilarious when you see my face
I'll make you kids piss in your pants as you run away
Your whole server has been cursed, there is no escape

Even if you build a house out of obsidian blocks
I'm gonna find my way in, it should be simple enough
Then every time you turn a corner, i'll be giving you shocks
You wanna get rid of me?
Then first get rid of all these cocks, ha-ha

I'll make a skeleton look like your best friend
You'll never get scared of creepers or zombies ever again
Cuz I'm the kinda stuff all your nightmares are made of
Go ahead, jump in bed, i'll be there when you wake up

Herobrine
Is the last thing you'll ever see
If you talk smack i'll make your server crash
So you'd better watch your back for me
And if you think I'm just a superstition
You're in for an epic surprise
You hear that sound? what's that! turn around! OH CRAP!!!
Take a look into my lifeless eyes
You are now succumbing to my moderately persuasive
Mind-powers and will do everything I say
Bzzowowowow

Everyone loves talking about
How they saw Herobrine, deep down underground
But next time one of you punks wants to run your mouth
Be careful what you wish for - WHOSE LAUGHING NOW!?!?!?

Never lie about a Herobrine sighing
You might be the guy who gets struck twice by lightning
Yes, i'll make you Minecraft life more frightening
Looks like your little night light needs igniting

I'll creep inside your mine and give you a scare
And look, the writing's on the wall
I mean, it's clear I was there
After I burn your house down
And you've pulled out your hair
I'll leave you a chest full of food just to show you I care

Maybe he's not such a monster
Maybe he's misunderstood
We can't assume he's got bad intentions
Maybe he's really good
Oh gosh dang it, I should have known better. AGGGHHHH!!

Herobrine
Is the last thing you'll ever see
If you talk smack i'll make your server crash
So you'd better watch your back for me
And if you think I'm just a superstition
You're in for an epic surprise
What's that noise? Oh no! Hello boys! AGH! Go!
I'll kill you all with my lifeless eyes!

I'll make this beloved game you play
A massive booby trap, nowhere is safe
Cuz I'm the kinda guy it's ok to hate
So rage quit, hurry up, it ain't too late

I'll get you lost in the jungle for days and days
I hope your starving quick cuz I ate your steaks
And when your mining diamonds and your making bank
Don't even try to hide 'em cuz i'll take 'em MANG

Brick by brick and block by block
Destroying all you've built, I can't be stopped
I need no introduction cuz you all know it's me
I am a Minecraft God, flyin' around cuz I got OP