[Verse 1: Skullkruncher13]
I'm a veteran survivor, never gettin' tired
Living off the land much better than a miner
I've fought more mobs than you'll see in your life
And my only mission isn't getting every diamond
If you wanna join me, I'll leave the light on
It's Minecraft that you oughta say goodbye to
'Cause if I had a level, it would be a high one
Your bow and arrow won't hold up to my guns

[Verse 2: Cam Steady]
It's time Microsoft took it up a notch
Your guns can never blast past the fortress I got
Fighting clowns and eyeballs and you'd be bragging
While I got enchanted armor, slaying the ender dragon
Cryin' so much, you keep your items when you die
I think Terraria's Minecraft's CDI
Grab my diamond pickaxe just to break the tension
Then bust the survivor into the third dimension

[Chorus: Skullkruncher13 & Cam Steady]
This ain't no game
My life's insane
I've fought through mobs and awful weather
We just survive
All day and night
But tell me, who can do it better?
[Verse 3: Skullkruncher13]
Stop the beat, your house is burnin'
You just got griefed, was it worth the work?
And they took your stuff to make it even worse
Try creative mode if you got your feelings hurt
I'm a demon hunter, an adventurer
So my inventory isn't full of dirt
I got a jetpack on, so who needs armor
You're a FPF, ha, First Person Farmer!

[Verse 4: Cam Steady]
Oh, I'm getting griefed? Yeah, that sure blows
But at least MC has the beast online mode
Don't need a story to put this man to shame
I mean, only old creepers be playin' your game
Yeah, in my world, I am a god
While in your game, you can't even mod
Last time you went outside? I'm thinking never
Wither you down, send you to the nether

[Chorus: Skullkruncher13 & Cam Steady]
This ain't no game
My life's insane
I've fought through mobs and awful weather
We just survive
All day and night
But tell me, who can do it better?
[Bridge: Skullkruncher13 & Cam Steady]
Keep your three dimensions, I only need two to be awesome
Please, your game style's been irrelevant since '96
Take a seat, dude, oh, you don't have furniture
Even Roblox is better than you
Well, at least I didn't sell out to Microsoft
Well, at least Microsoft was interested in me
Oh yeah, well
Minecraft is the greatest survival game ever
Terraria is the greatest survival game ever

[Verse 5: Skullkruncher13]
Step back or I'll steam roll ya
Don't mess with this side-scrolla
Multiplayer's overrated
When all your servers do is cause a hold up
Don't got no friends with me
My friends are NPC's
I can't wait for Minecraft to drop dead
After all, you and your friends are blockheads

[Verse 6: Cam Steady]
A block joke, huh? That's never been said
That's as original as your game concept
Step up to the mic, I become aggressive
I've never seen a ripoff so unimpressive
I know that you'll never test me again
This is like a wooden plank against obsidian
The sun has set, so I guess I'll retire
Since I'm done roasting this pig over my fire
[Chorus: Skullkruncher13 & Cam Steady]
This ain't no game
My life's insane
I've fought through mobs and awful weather
We just survive
All day and night
But tell me, who can do it better?