[Chorus]
Living life in the life of a noob, I rarely use my gun
Living life in the life of a noob, it's fun for everyone
Living life in the life a noob, I watch the rising sun
Living life in the life of a noob, I'm always on the run

[Verse 1]
I just got this game yesterday
So I don't know where to go
Can you tell me, bro?
"Would you stop getting killed, 'cause I'm getting PO'd"
It's a yes or a no, well I'll take that as a no
Ho-ho-ho, I just got pwnd
"Would you stop yelling into the microphone"
My guy just died and he made a big groan
"That's because you just fought five guys alone"

[Chorus]
Living life in the life of a noob, I rarely use my gun
Living life in the life of a noob, it's fun for everyone
Living life in the life a noob, I watch the rising sun
Living life in the life of a noob, I'm always on the run

[Verse 2]
I take a shotgun and a sniper to see
"But you just took the best guns from me"
Don't worry buddy, I'll be MVP
"And you highest skill reached is a level 3"
Oh, that doesn't matter see 'cause I'm a natural
I look into the scope, woah, holy mackerel!
"You just got blown up by a frag"
Haha, check it out, I'm getting T-bagged
[Chorus]
Living life in the life of a noob, I rarely use my gun
Living life in the life of a noob, it's fun for everyone
Living life in the life a noob, I watch the rising sun
Living life in the life of a noob, I'm always on the run

[Verse 3]
Come on friend, we're at the end
"And we're at a base that you can't defend"
You silly goose, you need to get loose
When I'm uptight, I drink apple juice
Then you're going to play just like I do
"That's why I don't take advice from you"
"This kid's skill isn't worth a dime"
Let's sing the chorus one more time
"Oh my god, honestly do you ever shut up!?"

[Pre-Chorus]
Living life in the life of a noob is quite a hard hardship
Living life in the life of a noob, you'll be treated like shit
But I love it!

[Chorus]
Living life in the life of a noob, I rarely use my gun
(Rarely use my gun)
Living life in the life of a noob, it's fun for everyone
(Fun for everyone)
Living life in the life a noob, I watch the rising sun
(Watch the rising sun)
Living life in the life of a noob, I'm always on the run
(Always on the run)
Living life in the life of a noob, I rarely use my gun
(Rarely use my gun)
Living life in the life of a noob, it's fun for everyone
(Fun for everyone)
Living life in the life a noob, I watch the rising sun
(Watch the rising sun)
Living life in the life of a noob, I'm always on the run
(Always on the run)
[Outro]
Hey, are you the guy that made that Halo 3 rap?
"Yeah, that's me"
That sucked