[Intro]
O'Connell, O'Connell, it looks to me like I got all the horses, ahahaha!

[Verse 1]
Anyone ever thought you had a friend, but did not
Have you met any Beni's yet? Well, then I bet there's a shot
'Cause me and Beni go back to Hamunaptra
Whenever you had my back, I should've watched ya
You done up and locked me out, and then you left me to die
Abandoned me in the desert with some unfriendly medjai
I can tell you what is evident, I see where you stand
And it's a fact that I don't have to draw my line in the sand because

[Chorus]
Beni, you're on the wrong side of the river
Wrong side of the river, wrong side of the river
Beni, you're on the wrong side of the river
Wrong side of the river, wrong side of the river
Beni, you're on the wrong side of the river
Wrong side of the river, wrong side of the river
Beni, you're on the wrong side
And you fucked with the wrong guy

[Verse 2]
You wanted riches? All you got is stitches
Pray to Ra you don't get locked up in a sarcophagus
If you double cross me, I'll be coming for you just like a plague
This is Rage Against the Mummy - Camels on Parade
My butt ain't sore if every horse is on your side of the Nile
This is my story, I assure you I'll be ridin' with style
The kinda guy to greet your sister with a kiss when I meet her
You'll never beat me to the finish, even if you're a cheater 'cause Beni
[Chorus]
You ended up on the wrong side of the river
Wrong side of the river, wrong side of the river
Washing up on the wrong side of the river
Wrong side of the river, wrong side of the river
You belong on the wrong side of the river
Wrong side of the river, wrong side of the river
Beni, you're on the wrong side
And you fucked with the wrong guy

[Verse 3]
What's it like to have a knife stabbed into your back?
Go ask Imhotep about it, he can give you the wrap
Speakin' of which, once you finished ransacking this tomb
Beni, when you been tappin' Mummies, are you wrappin' it too?
'Cause I prefer Nefertiti to Anaksunamun
You better back the fuck up, neither of them are for you
If you get on my bad side, then your ass is cursed
And if you have a sister, I'll buy her dinner first

[Chorus]
Beni, you're on the wrong side of the river
Wrong side of the river, wrong side of the river
Sorry, Jonathan, 'cause I kissed your sister
Loved to kiss your sister, won't forget your sister
Beni's still on the wrong side of the river
Wrong side of the river, wrong side of the river
Beni, you're on the wrong side
And you fucked with the wrong guy