[Intro]
Those boys are always up to something
And it's bringing me to tears 'cause
Just before you get home, it always just magically disappears

[Chorus]
Those boys are evil
But before you get home, they somehow always clean up the mess
Those boys are evil
Let me spell out for you, mom
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S

[Verse]
They built a roller coaster
And a beach in the backyard
Drove cattle through the city
And messed up the boulevard
They took me back in time
When we went to that museum
They built fifty feet treehouse robots
But still you didn't see 'em

[Chorus]
Those boys are evil
Those crazy shenanigans caused me all kinds of distress
Those boys are evil
Sing it with me
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
[Bridge]
I know you think they're saints
But mom, I'm here to tell
Those B-O-Y-S, they're just E-V-I-L

[Chorus]
Those boys are evil
They're makin' me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press
And that don't feel too good
Those boys are evil, everybody
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
That's what I'm talkin' about
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
That's right, those boys are evil little boys!