[Intro]
This song is called "sportz"

[Verse 1]
8th grade, sittin' in P.E
I just hope that they won’t pick me
Standing there with my chest out
Guy next to me is looking rather stout
Look around, the captain's standing there
So I see Lindsey with her long brown hair
My butterflies are feelin’ so tight
Everyone’s getting picked out left and right

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm the last one left (I'm the last one left)
And I'm ready to start a fight (And I'm ready to start a fight)

[Chorus]
My head is shaped like a basketball
And I'm going for the rebound
Sports, balls
Sports, balls
We love sports

[Verse 2]
10 seconds left on the clock
I'm sittin’ here, listenin’ to punk rock
Lindsey’s there, cheering in the stands
I hope tonight that I’ll be her man
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm the last one left (I'm the last one left)
And I'm ready to start a fight (And I'm ready to start a fight)

[Chorus]
My head is shaped like a basketball
And I'm going for the rebound
Sports, balls
Sports, balls
We love sports

[Bridge]
I'm not fast, I'm not strong
Lindsey, I hope you hear this song
I'm not fast, I'm not strong
Lindsey, I hope you hear this song
I'm not fast, I'm not strong
Lindsey, I hope you hear this song
I'm not fast, I'm not strong
Lindsey, I hope you hear this song

[Chorus]
My head is shaped like a basketball
And I'm going for the rebound (Woo)
Sports, balls
Sports, balls
We love sports
We love sports