[Verse 1]
Milo, oh my, you're in a fix I know
You see the globe like an edible
Milo, you're terrible
All this ain't right, how did you pick this time?
Choosing a friend's indefensible
Milo, you're terrible

[Chorus]
We both agreed to draw those lines
Never date, never dine
But hunger was on your mind

[Verse 2]
Then late last night, I wondered what it's like
Maybe our neighbor's delectable
Maybe I'm terrible

[Chorus]
Made up my mind, only this one time
Who's gonna fault me? Bring me the salt and lime
I gotta try me a bite

[Outro]
Milo, I owe you an apology
We better lower the old AC
Don't know how long they'll keep