[Intro: Too $hort & E-40]
$hort $hort
[?] louder in the headphones?
Yeah like that
The Mekanix
Bitch
Too $hort
Bitch
Bitch
E-40

[Verse 1: E-40]
Irresistible, sexual
Voluptuous, flexable
Baby got back like a slab of ribs
Wonder if she could be the mother of my kids
Quiet, but hella sneaky
Behind closed doors, she get freaky
Give me, give me, give me, that puddy tat
Make me wanna give it to you front and back
I'm a mack
I'm a mac, I'm a player, I'm a boss
Big n***a, but I ain't Rick Ross
That's my n***a, so you haters get lost
Get lost, get lost
Her crevis getting wet, she starting to drip
We on the dance floor, she grabbing my bick
She backing it up, like a garbage truck
She ready to fuck, and fuck me up
Bitch!
[Chorus: Loverboi]
Look at her face, look at her booty though
Baby, won't you toot it up?
Ooo
Goddang, that booty clapping like two hands
Oo
So can a n***a get a lap dance?
That booty clapping like two hands
Oo
So can a n***a get a lap dance?
That booty clapping like two hands

[Verse 2: Too $hort]
Booty clap like a round of applause
Told her sit on my lap, but I ain't Santa Claus
The whole world know I'm Todd Shaw
Bitch
I'm looking at the bitch, both eyeballs
I can't lie, it's like magic
Standing ovation, she don't stop clapping
She into it, she got her own movement
Told me just sit there, I ain't gotta do shit
She made it clap like Pinky
Finger in her pussy, to see if it's stinky
She got a load of ass, and moving it like an erobics class
Man, that shit is massive
I'm flippin that pussy, like gymnastics
She remind me of [?]
Tryna see if she'll put her mouth on my balls
Bitch!
[Chorus: Loverboi]
Look at her face, look at her booty though
Baby, won't you toot it up?
Ooo
Goddang, that booty clapping like two hands
Oo
So can a n***a get a lap dance?
That booty clapping like two hands
Oo
So can a n***a get a lap dance?
That booty clapping like two hands

[Verse 3: Richie Rich]
She clap it like Pinky, body like Buffy
And I got a check on me, act like Puffy
Hahah
Pulled up on that Makaveli
Loud pack on deck, and I know she smell me
She never seen a n***a this raw
Made that ass give a boy a round of applause
I fell in love with a stripper
She gave it all to me, and I never had to tip her
I think they call that trickin
But I don't fuck with that, 'cause I'm too busy pimpin
Plus I just caught the fed case
Hell yeah, but I been had the bread straight
So lil mama, what you into?
Better yet, lil bitch, what you finna do?
You wanna fuck with the legend?
Get your life together, I'll be back around seven
Double
[Chorus: Loverboi]
Look at her face, look at her booty though
Baby, won't you toot it up?
Ooo
Goddang, that booty clapping like two hands
Oo
So can a n***a get a lap dance?
That booty clapping like two hands
Oo
So can a n***a get a lap dance?
That booty clapping like two hands