[Intro]
Enough of this fuckin' around

[Verse 1]
You're fucking awesome
You're my favorite actor
Your character is great
You fucking rule

[Chorus]
Branscombe Richmond!
Branscombe Richmond!
Let's go

[Verse 2]
You and Lorenzo work great together
You've got cool jewelry
Your hairstyle couldn't be better
I wish I was you

[Chorus]
Branscombe Richmond!
Branscombe Richmond!
Huah!

[Verse 3]
I respect your Native heritage
Your name is really cool
I'd love your hairdresser's number
You couldn't possibly be cooler
[Chorus]
Branscombe Richmond!
Branscombe Richmond!
Branscombe Richmond!
Branscombe Richmond! (laughter)