[Verse 1: Seth Putnam, Jim Crow, Ken Cmar, Tim Morse, and Josh Martin]
Picking up sluts in a bar
(Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!)
Getting head in the back of my car
(Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!)
Blowing eardrums with my Marshall stacks
(Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!)
Shooting heroin and smoking crack
(Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!)

[Chorus: Seth Putnam, Jim Crow, Ken Cmar, Tim Morse, and Josh Martin]
(Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
(Fuck yeah!)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
(Fuck yeah!)

[Verse 2: Seth Putnam, Jim Crow, Ken Cmar, Tim Morse, and Josh Martin]
You said you're eighteen, but you're only twelve
(Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!)
You said you're racist and you've got big tits
(Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!)
You pay my bar tab with your parents' card
(Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!)
You work all day while I fuck other chicks
(Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!)
[Chorus: Seth Putnam, Jim Crow, Ken Cmar, Tim Morse, and Josh Martin]
(Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
(Fuck yeah!)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
(Fuck yeah!)

[Verse 3: Seth Putnam, Jim Crow, Ken Cmar, Tim Morse, and Josh Martin]
You invite us over to cum in your face
(Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!)
Me and the boys end up trashing the place
(Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!)
Tons of sluts fighting over my cum
(Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!)
Don't worry sluts, you'll all get some
(Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!)

[Chorus: Seth Putnam, Jim Crow, Ken Cmar, Tim Morse, and Josh Martin]
(Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
(Fuck yeah!)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
(Fuck yeah!)