My uncle was best friends with Hitler
He had some cool footage of Dachau
I was watching America's Funniest Home Videos on dust
And sent some footage to that fucking gay show

I sent concentration camp footage to America's Funniest Home Videos!
I sent concentration camp footage to America's Funniest Home Videos!

I didn't win the $10,000, so I sent internment camp footage
I didn't win again, so I sent Birth of a Nation