[Verse 1]
We just wanted to sound like shit
But you thought we were avant garde
You thought we went to art school
But we worked at gas stations

[Chorus]
You thought we were cool
But you didn't know (we hate you!)
You thought we were cool
Fuck off all you (fucking faggots!)

[Verse 2]
You didn't know we were a bunch of assholes
You thought we were liberal and arty
You tried to act weird and pretend you were violent
When I whipped chairs at you, you ran off and cried

[Chorus]
You thought we were cool
But you didn't know (we hate you!)
You thought we were cool
Fuck off all you (fucking faggots!)

[Verse 3]
Once you realized we hate people like you
You finally stopped coming to our shows
Now there's less faggots, less people with glasses
Less know-it-all eggheads, no more jazz fags
[Chorus]
You thought we were cool
But you didn't know (we hate you!)
You thought we were cool
Fuck off all you (fucking faggots!)