You have dumb boots—you can't shut up
You love M*A*S*H—you can't shut up
You don't wear pants—you can't shut up

You can't shut up

You have a beard—you can't shut up
It looks real dumb—you can't shut up
You lost your thumb—you can't shut up

You can't shut up

You're embarrassing—you can't shut up
You can't keep time—you can't shut up
You're a fucking hank—you can't shut up

You can't shut up

Stop saying "hyper"—you can't shut up
Stop saying "blast"—you can't shut up
You're a pain in the ass—you can't shut up

You can't shut up [x4]