[Verse 1]
Pol Pot killed a million of his people
Idi Amin ate that many for dinner
Papa Doc, his son was even cooler
Ross The Boss was in Manowar

[Chorus]
Dictators are cool
Dictators are cool

[Verse 2]
Mussolini got pissed on by his people
Hitler had a Charlie Chaplin mustache
Dick Manitoba grabbed my girlfriend's tits
Mark Mendoza was in Twisted Sister

[Chorus]
Dictators are cool
Dictators are fucking cool