Tommy Steele
If The Rain’s Got To Fall
[ARTHUR]
If the rain’s got to fall, let it fall on Wednesday
Tuesday, Monday
Any day but Sunday
Sunday’s the day when it’s got to be fine
‘Cause that’s when I’m meeting my girl

If the rain’s got to fall, let it fall on Maidstone
Kingston, Oakstone, anywhere but Folkestone
Folkestone’s the place where it’s got to be fine
‘Cause that’s where I’m meeting my girl

What if the weather gets rainy?
Then my mind's like a blummin' zainy
Trying to say I love her
Then we have to break and take cover

If the rain's got to fall, let it fall on

[PEARCE]
Thursday, Saturday, Friday

[ARTHUR]
Any day but my day
Sunday's the day when it's gotta be fine
'Cause that's when I'm meeting my girl
[ENSEMBLE]
If the rain’s got to fall, let it fall on Wednesday
Tuesday, Monday
Any day but Sunday

[ARTHUR]
Sunday’s the day when it’s got to be fine
‘Cause that’s when I’m meeting my girl

[ARTHUR AND ENSEMBLE]
What could be wetter and damper
Than to sit on a picnic hamper?

[ARTHUR]
Sippin' a sasparella

[ARTHUR AND ENSEMBLE]
Underneath a leaky umbrella?

If the rain's got to fall, let it fall on

[ARTHUR (ENSEMBLE)]
Thursday, Saturday, Friday
Any day but my day
Sunday's the day when it's gotta be fine
'Cause that's when I'm meeting my girl ('Cause that's when he's meetin' his girl)
Shhh, shhh, shhhh, shhhh
Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh
[ARTHUR AND ENSEMBLE]
If the rain’s got to fall, let it fall on Wednesday
Tuesday, Monday
Any day but Sunday
Sunday's the day when it's gotta be fine
'Cause that's when he's meetin' his girl
Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh

[ARTHUR]
Oh, what if it the weather gets rainy?
Then my mind's like a blummin' zainy
I'm trying to say I love her
Then we have to break and take cover

[ARTHUR AND ENSEMBLE]
If the rain's got to fall, let it fall on

[ARTHUR]
Wednesday, Tuesday, Monday

[ARTHUR AND ENSEMBLE]
Any day but Sunday
But if the rain's gotta fall
Please, oh please, let it fall

[ARTHUR]
On the dry Sahara
Or drop an extra drop on rainy Connemara
[ARTHUR AND ENSEMBLE]
'Cause Sunday right here is when and where
I'm meeting my girl

[ARTHUR]
Yes
That's when I'm meeting my
Girl