Haha, ah
Fuck parkour, fuck parkour
Fuck parkour, fuck parkour
Fuck parkour, fuck parkour
Fuck parkour parkour parkour
Fuck parkour, fuck parkour
Fuck parkour parkour parkour
Fuck parkour, fuck parkour
Fuck parkour parkour parkour
Fuck parkour, fuck parkour
Fuck parkour parkour parkour

Hud’s such a whiney bitch (waah)
And he can’t even do shit (what?)
All he does is sit on his throne
And fucking bitch and moan (mmh)

Don’t even let me get started on the staff, it’s so fucking trash (ooh)
It’s been falling apart since Ram put this shit up and did the dash (wow)

Why does hud complain so much?
He should just fucking hush (shh)
I wouldn’t be talking crap
If you simp for a Spanish trap (dadada)
You think that shit is a girl? (huh?)
Bruh, that shit is a guy (wow)
It’s so obvious, the hoe got a dick poking between them thighs
Uh, Ryan? No offense, but you’re so fucking dense
When you gonna get not every female wants your uglyass through your head?

Parkour: the home of the hoe ass traps, ain't that pretty wack? (mhm!)
Parkour: the home of the furry gays, put it on a tag

Most of your players are kids, Hud and I think you know that
So why the fuck would you sell a gamepass with drugs, you fucking bad (don’t do drugs)

I think you should watch it
Always quick to call someone a hoe (slut)
‘Cause half your staff in your dms like I’ll give them a free blow (woah)

So hardcore, so hardcore (hardcore)
Not parkour, not parkour