[Intro]
Plastic Noodles
Buy these jeans 99 cents
Plastic Noodles
Buy these jeans, This makes no sense

[Verse 1]
Plastic Noodles
Sheddin from a poodle
Buy these jeans
They smell like beans
Inside of peas
Just buy them please

[Chorus]
Platic Noodles
Buy these jeans 99 cents
Plastic Noodles
Buy these jeans this makes no sense

*Instrumental*

[Chorus]
Platic Noodles
Buy these jeans 99 cents
Shedding from a poodle
Buy these jeans this makes no sense
Plastic poodles

*Instumental*

[Chorus]
Platic Noodles
Buy these jeans 99 cents
Shedding from a poodle
Buy these jeans this makes no sense

*Instumental*

[Outro]
J-Just buy them they're 99 cents