Epic Rap Battles of History!
Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar!
Begin!

Verse 1 - Drake
(Well, look who decided to appose me)
You face against an army, against my creed
I got money, it's corporate, so is my greed
I'ma make you a sellout, Mohamed Hadid
You better join the Drake side, if you plead
I'ma do you so good, they call you a good deed
Mound into the ground, fucking chicken feed
String you by the balls, like a necklace of beads
Poor person poverty, too many needs
Laid in so many, call you spreading that seed
Going down like tractor
It, but no factor
Censorship of my name, no redactor
Eatin' this up like a trash compacter

Verse 2 - Kendrick
You talk about seeds, fucking pedophile
Watching them flicks like a cinephile
Run them lists up, running 2 'illie miles
Lay that a*s down, fucking kitchen tile
Looking so fly, got my Glock and my uzi
Notes so low, you blow like Yasushi
Chilling in my house, in a fucking jacuzzi
Listen to news, now, who's he
You like them young
Split them in tongue
Sick, the way you think
Jon Benet is not a tall drink
Verse 3 - Drake
I don't like 'em that young, 18 to 21
I ain't stupid, I ain't dumb
Put you up in cell block 1
Stars are stars, but you are pawned
Flora with a hint of faun
Wake up, it's a new dawn
Eat it up like Ramadan
Idiotic criminal, that's not who I am
Married to the fame, y'all call me Hailey Pham
Fatter than an end of ham
Caught you on the killcam
Spread it like a block of SPAM
Bruno Mars, it's hot damn

Verse 4 - Kendrick
You stole the moldy flow of who would ever know
Caught you in 4k with a cheap Go-Pro
Rolling in the cash that you call dough
Kung-fu in the ass, call that bitch Po
Money that is funny, but bitch ain't a dummy
Billie Eilish ached with all that tummy
Take a tum for all that regurgitated flow
You stole every hero as a legit low blow
Who wouldn't show the idiot show
Play that shit in astronaut slo-mo, oh, snap!
Verse 5 - Eminem
Why you both fighting, you're both so immature
It's not mindful, or very demure
Water in a stream, that is fucking pure
Play that shit, William Overture
Drake, I know we had some beef in the past
But why did your madness overlap
Kenny, why do you care about this shit
I thought you were Drake diss intolerant
Don't beef with me, it won't end well
Send both of your asses to the Rap God hell

Who won? Who's next? YOU DECIDE!
Epic Rap Battles of History