Unknown Artist
God Help Texas
[Verse 1]
Her daddy was a wild catter, he called her "kitten"
Her mama [?] Oklahoma, 1967
The day that Alexis was born into this world
Doctor told 'er folks she got a heartbreak girl
And I can attest to his predictions
Along with a long list of lovesick victims
[Verse 2]
She transferred to Tulsa in her senior year
Left a trail of guys and a trail of tears
Moved onto college, her reputation grew
Just ask the cowboys at OSU
And I heard she lived Mormon in a pile of ashes
Last seen southbound, heading down to Dallas
[Chorus]
God help Texas
Them boys don't know what they got in store
That lone star state ain't seen heartbreak
Quite like her before
They'd seen the [?], floods, and tornados
Hurricanes blasting 'cross the Gulf of Mexico
But they ain't ever seen the likes of Alexis
God help Texas
[Verse 3]
There was a ranch in Fort Worth, an old man in Houston
She spent all their money and just kept a-movin'
[?]
Left a couple dozen of [?]
And what she's got, no man can resist
Until she cuts right through 'em like a knife through brisket
[Chorus]
Yeah, God help Texas
Them boys don't know what they got in store
That lone star state ain't seen heartbreak
Quite like her before
They'd seen the [?], floods, and tornados
And hurricanes blasting from the Gulf of Mexico
But they ain't ever seen the likes of Alexis
God help Texas
[Outro]
Last I heard, some ex-wife threatened her life
Alexis snuck across the border in the middle of the night
Down around Del Rio
God help Mexico