Devon Hendryx
How I Met Nola Darling
[Sample: Major Harris]
Turn down the lights
And take my hand
Turn down the lights
And take my hand
Turn down the lights
And take my hand
Turn down the lights
And take my hand

[Spoken Word]
Is that right..
But not you
Sweetness
Mhm?
Why can't we be like this in my place
*chuckle* I can only do it in my own bed
It has uh, magical powers?
Uh-huh
Must be the mattress
Night-night
Nola and I used to be roommates until we had this slight falling out
No, it was actually a big falling out
But we're okay now, we're still friends but not roommates
I had a boyfriend, and sometimes he would spend the night usually on a weekend
But Nola! Jesus, I couldn't keep track
I'd get up in the morning and I'd run into all these strange men in my bathroom
When we talked about it, she said "Look, I found a place that you can't hang, leave
Bye
So, I said bye
And I got this studio
Now I haven't spoken to her in a while
And I kinda miss her
In my experiences, I've found two types of men, the decent ones and the dogs
It seems that men are taught not to be in touch with themselves with their true feelings, but the things that they do say?
Weak!
[Spoken Word 2: “The Dogs”]
You so fine baby, I'd drink a tub of your bathwater
Congress has just approved me to give you my heat and moisture seeking MX missile
I just wanna rock your world
Baby, it's got to be you and me
You may not realise it tonight but you're sending out some uh, really strong vibes
May I continue?
Well, you're lonely, you're alone, you're sad, you're confused, you’re horny
You see you need a man like me to understand you, to.. hold you, to caress you
To love you
You need me
What's your number?
I know I only saw you for the first time in my life a minute ago.. but I love you
I know I only saw you for the first in my life one minute ago but I love you
I love you
I love you
Look baby, let's go to my house right now, let's do the wild thing
I mean, let's get loose!
I got my BA from Morehouse, my MBA from Harvard, I own a new BMW 318i, I make fifty three thou' year after taxes, and I want you to want me
Girl, I got plenty of what you need
Ten throbbing inches.. of USDA
Government inspected, prime cut grade A two stake
(dogs barking)

[Spoken Outro: Tracy Camilla Johns & Spike Lee]
One guy was different
Nola, I don't want a chance not seeing you again
Whatever you wanna do I'll do, wherever you wanna go I'll take you
You see me?
And that's how we met