[Verse 1]
Too crackified for n***as (N***as)
Too black for the white folks
I'm insecure as hell (As hell)
I never fuck with the lights on (Fuck with the lights on)
I take three showers a day, just to make sure I'm clean (man, clean)
I listen to a lot of weed rap (Whoo!)
But I don't really smoke that much, imagine that? (Oh, yeah)
Aye, I talk to myself (Real)
I'm being for real, man
I answer back and everything (Word)
Last year I asked myself for advice
Looked myself in my eye and said, "By her a wedding ring!" (Stupid)
But I never proposed (Yeah)
Got on my knee and froze (Whoo!)
My lord, I returned that ring (Uh huh)
Got my money back and spent it all on clothes (All on clothes)
I'm a closet hipster (Closet hipster)
Wannabe rapster with an unverified Twitter
I never been to church on Sunday
I bet you I will never miss another music Monday (Uh)
I take pride in silly shit
My dad's dead, I'm still waiting on the Christmas gift
Stuck in the past, I need to relieve stress
So I guess, I just kill my ex
[Verse 2]
My music girl (Music girl)
How you doing? (I'm good)
She's good! (She's good!)
I never meant to make you cry (Uh)
But all my dogs were after my doll (After my dogs)
I'm looking for a place to escape tonight (That's nice)
A little left wing went all the way right
A little something new for me to do
Because I slept through school, you know I licked that drool (That's crazy)
Now everywhere I go, I got to paste a new (Uh huh)
Stretched out my hand and now I straight for food
And yeah, still chasin' my bare bottom dreams (Hmm, alright)
Until then, I'll bunk with these dope feins ([?])
Sometimes I feel I sign with the wrong team
But everything ain't as low as it seems because I still got green (Really? Great!)
And I was diggin' in the trash last night
I found this crack pipe and blew it to bagpipes (Wait, wait, wait)
I learned when life doesn't give you a hug
You can substitute love with drugs, I know right? (What?)
But enough about what I've become (You doing okay?)
How's your life? you a wife, got a daughter and a son? (Hold on, wait a second)
Well, that's cool, any of us we gotta thank for bums
You told him "How was it good enough to lick up your crumbs?" (Hang on)
Or "I've been writing you these letters, getting to response (No-no-no, wait, wait, wait)
And now my body is so cold I can't feel when I talk (I got two minutes but-)
And my thoughts are so jaded, I feel guilty when I stop (What?)
But I know what you're doing, and I see you right through it (Oh my god, I can't)
Clockin' your every move, I see it before you do it
And your daughter? She loves me, now don't interrupt me (Never!)
Isn't this great? Her bedtimes at nine (Hold on, hold on, hold on)
The shack closed at three, so now you got me (Oh my god)
And my friend needs some rest so now you got weed"
Do the Hellen Keller, leave the talking to me
[Verse 3]
I love you girl, but the feeling's one sided
The side me is faded and I'm not ready for changes
Your child ain't ready for strangers and it hurts me to say this
But baby, I can't stay
Now when this bullet hits your face
Just know that you'll appreciate this one day
Maybe not, I need these voices to stop

[Bridge]
Sit back and listen to the song that I'm singing
Four times [?] sing [?] are interested
Get you addicted to the song that I'm singing
Four times [?] sing [?] are interested

[Outro]
Alright man, that was a real, real good- good album, man
I got a few questions for you, for you all
For- for the fans (What fans?)
First question, do you hate white people?
Nah, nah man, I don't hate white people
The girls give good head (Hmm, okay)
Do you hate God?
Nah man, I don't hate God, man
Shout out to Jesus, you know what I'm saying
Do you hate black people?
Uh, yeah kind of, a little bit (Yeah, yeah me too, hehe)
Alright, last question
What do you think about Glenn Beck?
Glenn Beck? I'll show you what I think about Glenn Beck (Oh, oh-)
You stupid motherfucker (Hey, hold on, hold on)
Come here, come here you piece of shit (Oh, oh, oh)
Yeah, yeah, fuck you (Oh, fuck-, oh)
Yeah you got to shut up, you stupid ass motherfucker
Dumb bitch, die (Augh)
Fuck Glenn Beck (Hahaha)
What the hell was that, yo? (It's the, I don't know bro)
Let's go to Tacobell