[Verse 1]
Nowadays every girl wanna yap
Like they got something to say
But nothing-nothing comes out when I squeeze them tits
Stupid-ass bitch
Open up your legs, and put your lead in this
Ooh yeah, that's that pencil
Hope you don't cum on my instrumental
'Cause I like girls, who like girls
Who like men
No white girls, just asian, or white then

[Verse 2]
Anywho, back to the topic
Just to the other day I was hoppin' in a moshpit
And some poor n***a got a face full of armpit
Good thing I always apply Speed Stick
Cheap and effective like weed is
One puff im the butthead to your Beavis
The Oprah Winfrey, to your little white boy
Who's traumatized because he got fucked by his teacher
Who also happens to be a catholic preacher
Now ain't that amazing?
Almost as shocking as when I found out that
Bill O'reily was a dense ass racist
[Verse 3]
Anywho, back to the statement
Always on the go, I never get complacent
So when I get tired of you, you better move
Or get a new face quick
'Cause Devon ain't having it
Kill off republicans stab 'em in the face with some O.J. shit
White bronco, on an old school tip
With a white girl like im OJ bitch
Now suck on this
Fiona Apple, n***a, cut your wrist
Young, black, wild as fuck
Giving these fat hoes a tummy tuck, biatch

[Instrumental Outro]