[Match Girl]
Hey, don't go away
Just like everything else has done today
I'll do anything to make you stay

[Clark]
So Match Girl took the whole bunch
And lit every match at once

[Grandma]
Ooh

[Match Girl]
Grandma

[Grandma]
Oh my child, I've missed you so

[Match Girl]
I've missed you so too

[Grandma]
I'm so sorry I had to go

[Match Girl]
Where did you go to?
[Grandma]
I've been somewhere with joy and laughter
Living happily ever after
I've been somewhere with love, so much love
Which I know you're in need of

Where I am, it's never cold

[Match Girl]
That sounds amazing

[Grandma]
Where I am, nothing grows old

[Match Girl]
Also amazing

[Grandma]
Where I am thеre's no pain or hunger
No snow, no rain or thunder
But whеn you lit that flame
Here I came

[Match Girl]
Does this place have a name?
[Grandma]
Let's call it Grandmaland
You heard me, Grandmaland
Because nobody else can understand like a grandma can
I know it's not what you planned
But here, honey, take my hand
You're coming to Grandmaland
Just Grandma and you

[Match Girl]
In Grandmaland, do people buy matches?

[Grandma]
Girl, are you crazy?
In Grandmaland, no one knows what a match is

[Match Girl]
Okay amazing

[Grandma]
Grandmaland's always warm and sunny
Grandmaland has no need for money
People have all they need guaranteed
Just follow my lead

[Match Girl]
I'll follow your lead
[Match Girl & Grandma]
Let's go to Grandmaland
Magical Grandmaland
Where's there's always tons of hugs and snugs
'Cause that's just the grandma brand
Where you can see first hand
What makes a grandma grand

Let's go to Grandmaland
Just Grandma and me/you

[Grandma]
Grandmaland

[Match Girl]
Grandmaland

[Grandma]
Grandmaland

[Match Girl]
Grandmaland

[Grandma]
Grandmaland

[Match Girl & Grandma]
Grandmaland
Grandmaland

[All]
Welcome to Grandmaland
Magical Grandmaland
Where one and all can sing this song along with a grandma band
A place where there's no demands
A place where your soul expands

Step into Grandmaland

[Grandma]
Step into Grandmaland

[All]
It's safe here in Grandmaland

[Grandma]
You're safe here in Grandmaland

[All]
For Grandma and you
You
You
You

[Match Girl]
Amazing

[All]
Ahhhh