[Speaking, Peter Griffin]
Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?

[Brian hands him the paper and Peter flips the page]
Huh, that's odd
I thought that'd be big news

[Brian]
You thought what would be big news?

[Peter]
Well, there seems to be the absence of a certain... (pause) ornithological piece
[Peter flips the page]
A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain... (pause)
Avian variety

[Brian]
What are you talking about?

[Peter]
Oh, have you not heard?
It was my understanding that everyone had heard

[Brian]
Heard what?
[Stewie, yelling]
Brian, dont!

[Peter, singing]
Oh well a bird, bird, bird
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's thе word
Brian, don't you know about the bird?
Well, Petеr's gonna tell you about the bird
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A well a bird
Suuuuuurrrfffiiiiiiiiiinnn' biiiiiiirrrrrd
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(Seizure)

[Brian, speaking]
Oh my god Peter, are you alright?

[Peter, singing]
A well a ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow
Ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow
Papa-