Rustage
RAP-INATOR (Dr. Doofenshmirtz)
[Intro- Rustage]
Look at all my papers
Paid off all my favours
They gon' keep on talking
But the doctor ain't gon' hear the haters
Put em all in danger
Boutta meet their maker
When I'm pulling up with the Rap-Inator
[Chorus 1 - Rustage]
Rap-Inator
Bring the Rap-Inator, uh huh
Turn on the machines and then I point my laser
Rap-Inator
Bring the Rap-Inator
Somebody tell Perry that I'll see him later
[Verse 1 - Rustage]
Enigmatic
They call me Heinz
I be leaving them red like a ketchup packet
Animal friends, I gon' let them have it
Blowing them up like a vector graphic
Man I'm too nimble
Setting a trap, I got Perry captive
And I got two nickles
Which ain't a lot but the cheques are cashin'
Give it up
Evil Incorporated
That means my crimes are written off
I keep it automated
No why or hows, I kilowatt
Busy bod
Every-Inator gon' hit their shot
Records on my fingers
So I'm gonna spin your block
Like my father, how they vanish
Abandoned in more rubble
I be sonning fake rappers
They acting like Norm's Struggle
Cause I pop 'em like Balloony
I damage support bubbles
I'm the second failed artists that's German to cause trouble
[Chorus 2 - Rustage, 954mari, PE$O Pete]
Rap-Inator
Bring the Rap-Inator, uh huh
Turn on the machines and then I point my laser
Rap-Inator
Bring the Rap-Inator, uh huh
Somebody tell Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry
Let's behold the Rap-Inator
Bring in the Rap-Inator
Turn on the machine and blast the laser
Caught in a trap, yo ass in danger
Let's behold the Rap-Inator
Bring in the Rap-Inator
Turn on the machine and blast the laser
Caught in a trap, yo ass in danger
[Verse 2 - 954mari]
Hitting the scene with a brand new Evil-Inator
Beefed with a big old beam with a laser
Got the whole Tri-State meeting the maker
Evil I'm taking the key from the mayor
Behold my evil schemes
Nobody in the lab ain't seeing me
I'll make a 300 foot guillotine and make that whole city flee the scene
He broke my bo-at with a moat
So I'm harboring hate for Agent P
That selfish duck face
Hit that self destruct, made it break my latest scheme
Made me lose in a hundred and four ways
Dang I hate it, play the theme
When I get busted, bring my backstory up
Cause my old days extreme
Back in Gimmelshtump, couldn't give no fuck
As a kid was a lil old runt
Had to keep it real, shit harder than holdin' a broken gimble up
Ever since I was born, parents didn't show up
I was hurt, I was getting no love
Now it's Doofen's Evil Inc
On the windows of a big old brinks load truck
[Break - Rustage]
Rap-Inator
Bring the Rap-Inator
[Verse 3 - PE$O PETE]
Fuck that!
Perry come in, load the Strap-Inator!
Hater
Ain't no Monogram, we do it Major
Cause if there's problems you need solving
I get to work and make an Inator, bitch
Hold up
You want the truth?
Young Doof got beef with the boys in blue
I'mma creep, let it steep
Only move when it's cool
This statewide crime, take time, stand by, let a doctor collude
The man by my side like my metal, we wrestle with fate, leave 'em nestled inside of a suit
M on his mind, but no pressure
Platypus press up, it's Practical-Inator
Shoot!
When I was a jit, brodie tellin' the truth
I had popped out of the womb with no mom in the room
They wanted a daughter, just wanted a father
This caused all the evil within me to brew
Insane mindstate
Might enslave all the Tri-State
Bro Perry keep it P, you might need Panda to go find me
Never let no mammal match my manic, never panic
There ain't ever been a problem that my science couldn't handle
By design you will resign
We knock his cap and turn 'em feral
This Rack-Inator got me money dancin'
Just like Candice geekin' off them squirrels
[Chorus 2 - Rustage, 954mari, PE$O PETE]
Rap-Inator, uh
Bring the Rap-Inator, uh huh
Turn on the machines and then I point my laser
Rap-Inator
Bring the Rap-Inator, uh huh
Somebody tell Perry that I'll see him later
Let's behold the Rap-Inator
Bring in the Rap-Inator
Turn on the machine and blast the laser
Caught in a trap, yo ass in danger
Let's behold the Rap-Inator
Bring in the Rap-Inator
Turn on the machine and blast the laser
Caught in a trap, yo ass in dan-